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I Like You, But You're Crazy

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  • My friend: did I just hear you moan?
  • Me: no...
  • Her: oh, maybe I just want to.
  • Her: I've become tumblr smooth.
  • Me: you don't have a tumblr.
  • Her: doesn't mean I can't seduce you.

Posted 9 minutes ago With 6 notes

  • *talking to my friend*
  • Them: uhg I'm bored.
  • Me: do something!
  • Them: likee..?
  • Me: me ;)

Posted 10 minutes ago With 5 notes


im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding

Posted 43 minutes ago With 147,529 notes


dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

Posted 3 days ago With 197,519 notes