- My friend: did I just hear you moan?
- Me: no...
- Her: oh, maybe I just want to.
- Her: I've become tumblr smooth.
- Me: you don't have a tumblr.
- Her: doesn't mean I can't seduce you.
- *talking to my friend*
- Them: uhg I'm bored.
- Me: do something!
- Them: likee..?
- Me: me ;)
im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding
dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless